
A full list of life's requirements, and it fits on one shirt. Jeans. A t-shirt. Country music loud enough that the truck windows rattle. Everything else is optional.
The lettering is old-poster western, worn in like a pair of boots you refuse to replace. Good for tailgates, back porches, county fairs and the long drive home with the radio up. Also a solid gift for the friend whose whole personality is a playlist and one favorite pair of jeans. Boots are welcome but, per the shirt, not strictly required.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton with that lived-in, vintage-soft feel from day one.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It's a life philosophy with only three items, and two of them are already on you.
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