
Two hundred and fifty birthday candles and the cake still isn't big enough. Hand-drawn wildflowers, tidy little ribbon bows and one well-worn flag sit above cheerful red and blue script, all in a sketchbook style that feels more front-porch than fireworks stand.
Good for the 2026 semiquincentennial, the neighborhood parade, or any July cookout where someone insists on reading the whole Declaration out loud. Easy gift for the flag-on-the-mailbox relative, the history buff, or anyone who owns more than one bundt pan shaped like a star.
Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
Two and a half centuries in, and we're still celebrating with potato salad and lawn chairs.



















