Some titles you earn one anniversary at a time. This one says it in big block letters, with a period after every word so nobody argues. The year can be swapped to match the day you signed up for a lifetime of carrying groceries and reaching high shelves. Give it for an anniversary, a birthday, or the next time he fixes something on the first try. He will wear it to breakfast, to the hardware store, and to every family gathering where someone asks him to prove it. Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.