
Some people chase dreams. Some chase sunsets. You? You're chasing dopamine, one notification, snack, and impulse purchase at a time. It's basically a full-time job with zero benefits and an endless scroll.
Perfect for the phone-checkers, the online-shoppers, and anyone who has ever refreshed an app just to see if something happened. Wear it as a badge of honor for surviving modern life on pure serotonin hopes and dopamine dreams.
Printed on the Gildan 18500 hoodie: heavy-blend fleece with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It names the universal, slightly embarrassing habit of chasing tiny hits of pleasure instead of anything meaningful.
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