
The title was awarded in 2022 and has not been contested since. No trophy, no ceremony, just a line of pretty script and a husband who knows better than to argue.
Sweet, simple handwriting for anyone celebrating an anniversary, a birthday, or a random Tuesday when he finally remembers to say it out loud. Works as a gift from a husband who wants credit for good taste, and pairs nicely with a matching line for him. Wear it to the family barbecue and let the other spouses take their shot at the record.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton with that lived-in, vintage-soft feel from day one.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It's a championship title nobody voted on, and she's holding it undefeated since 2022.






















