
Two words, typed like a note left on the fridge: cozy season. The socks are on, the blanket is claimed, and the thermostat argument has been settled in your favor. Plans have been cancelled and nobody is sorry about it.
The typewriter letters keep it quiet and simple, so the shirt does the announcing while you do the sitting. Good for anyone who counts down to sweater weather, hot drinks and early sunsets. A gentle gift for the friend who owns nine blankets and wants a tenth.
Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee: the classic, roomy, made-to-last workhorse.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It's less a slogan and more a legally binding excuse to stay on the couch.






















