The man: he exists. The myth: he says he fixed the sink. The legend: he did, sort of, with tape. Big distressed DAD letters, a star, and three job titles he never applied for. He'll wear it to the hardware store, the grill and every family photo from now on. Good for Father's Day, a birthday, or the day the kids finally admit he was right about leaving earlier to beat traffic. Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.