School had algebra. Saturday morning had life lessons, theme songs and a robot that turned into a truck. This one gives credit where credit is due, in six stacked layers of neon, chrome and glorious airbrushed shout. Every line borrows a different cartoon logo style, because picking just one felt disloyal. Good for the friend who still hums intros from 1987, the parent introducing the kids to the classics, or anyone whose moral compass was calibrated by a talking sword and a friendly mail-order catalog of toys. Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee: the classic, roomy, made-to-last workhorse.