
Two food groups, one personality. A tidy little stack of books topped with a plant and a heart-stamped mug, because that is the whole diet right there. Breakfast is a chapter. Lunch is another chapter. Dinner is a refill.
The line art keeps it calm and simple, which is more than can be said for the to-be-read pile. Good for the friend who brings a paperback to brunch, the book club host, or anyone who measures a story in cups. Wear it to the library, the cafe, or the corner of the couch you have claimed as yours.
Printed on the Gildan 18500 hoodie: heavy-blend fleece with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket.
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S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It calls a coffee habit and a reading habit a balanced diet, with a straight face.






















