Your ears work fine. They just have standards. This grumpy black cat has a coffee in one paw and a full waiting list for who gets heard today, and spoiler: you did not make the cut. Neither did tomorrow. Great for anyone who needs a minute before they process words, and for the cat person who answers "mhm" to everything before 9am. Retro sunset stripes, a perfectly unbothered stare, and a mug doing the heavy lifting. Give it to a coffee drinker, a night owl, or the family member famous for selective listening. Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.