Someone looked at the Fourth of July and thought: what this needs is ribbon. Glossy blue bows, stars-and-stripes ribbon, tiny fireworks and two waving flags, all arranged like a very tidy parade. No words, no slogan, just red, white and blue looking sweet instead of loud. Good for the cookout, the parade route, or a lawn chair by the driveway while the neighbours handle the sparklers. Nice gift for the friend who ties a bow on everything, including the holidays. Wear it all summer and nobody will argue. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft retail-fit tee everyone ends up stealing: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size.