
Someone looked at the Fourth of July and thought: what this needs is ribbon. Glossy blue bows, stars-and-stripes ribbon, tiny fireworks and two waving flags, all arranged like a very tidy parade.
No words, no slogan, just red, white and blue looking sweet instead of loud. Good for the cookout, the parade route, or a lawn chair by the driveway while the neighbours handle the sparklers. Nice gift for the friend who ties a bow on everything, including the holidays. Wear it all summer and nobody will argue.
Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It's the loudest holiday of the year, quietly wrapped up in pretty little bows.


























