The stars and stripes, except every stripe is a school of fish. Bass, trout, catfish, a couple of specimens nobody at the lake can name. Old Glory, but it smells faintly of tackle box. Made for the person who treats opening day like a national holiday and the Fourth of July like a fishing trip with fireworks attached. Wear it on the boat, at the cookout, or standing in a river at sunrise telling a story about one that got away. Grandpa will nod. Someone will ask where you got it. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft retail-fit tee everyone ends up stealing: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size.