
The classic breakup line, flipped around and printed in ransom-note letters with little hearts floating by. No mumbling, no long talk, no "we should see other people." Just cut-and-paste honesty in pink and red.
Great for Valentine's Day when you're flying solo and enjoying it, anti-Valentine parties, or gifting to a friend who tells it straight. Pairs well with chocolate you bought for yourself and a movie nobody else got to pick.
Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
It takes the world's gentlest excuse and hands the blame right back.
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It's Not Me It's You Sweatshirt
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