One coffee was never going to say enough, so here it is five times in a row, striped like a 1970s record sleeve. It's the retro way of saying you need caffeine before you can form full sentences. Great for the coffee snob, the sleepy parent, or anyone who measures mornings in cups instead of hours. Toss it on before the first pot even finishes brewing. Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee: the classic, roomy, made-to-last workhorse.