The title was awarded in 2022 and has not been contested since. No trophy, no ceremony, just a line of pretty script and a husband who knows better than to argue. Sweet, simple handwriting for anyone celebrating an anniversary, a birthday, or a random Tuesday when he finally remembers to say it out loud. Works as a gift from a husband who wants credit for good taste, and pairs nicely with a matching line for him. Wear it to the family barbecue and let the other spouses take their shot at the record. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft retail-fit tee everyone ends up stealing: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size.