Merry Christmas. With a period. Not an exclamation mark, not a jingle, just a small handwritten statement of fact near the collar. The season has been acknowledged. Moving on. It's the holiday cheer of someone who already wrapped everything, already ate, and is now sitting in the good chair. Great for the low-key one in the family, the person who wears one ink and likes it, or anyone whose festive limit is exactly two words. Wear it to the cookie exchange and let the tiny lettering do all the talking. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft retail-fit tee everyone ends up stealing: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size.