
Merry Christmas. With a period. Not an exclamation mark, not a jingle, just a small handwritten statement of fact near the collar. The season has been acknowledged. Moving on.
It's the holiday cheer of someone who already wrapped everything, already ate, and is now sitting in the good chair. Great for the low-key one in the family, the person who wears one ink and likes it, or anyone whose festive limit is exactly two words. Wear it to the cookie exchange and let the tiny lettering do all the talking.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton with that lived-in, vintage-soft feel from day one.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
Two words and a full stop deliver holiday cheer with the enthusiasm of a signed receipt.


























