One letter away from Mom, one candy bowl away from chaos. This dripping varsity lettering says the woman wearing it runs the house, the costumes, the snack schedule and the bedtime enforcement, all with a slightly spooky grin. Great for trick-or-treat duty, class parties, pumpkin patch photos or any October where the family survives on fun-size chocolate. Also a friendly gift for the mom who starts decorating in August and keeps the skeleton up until spring. Wear it proudly. The kids already knew. Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee: the classic, roomy, made-to-last workhorse.