The word RETIRED, printed five times, because saying it once clearly wasn't enough. Bold varsity letters, a little script date, and absolutely no alarm clock in sight. Est 2024: the year the commute ended and the nap schedule began. A warm gift for the person who just cleaned out their desk and drove off whistling. Works at the send-off party, the celebration dinner, and every Tuesday morning after that, when the rest of us are stuck in traffic and they are not. Printed on the Gildan 18500 hoodie: heavy-blend fleece with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket.