The word RETIRED, printed five times, because saying it once clearly wasn't enough. Bold varsity letters, a little script date, and absolutely no alarm clock in sight. Est 2024: the year the commute ended and the nap schedule began. A warm gift for the person who just cleaned out their desk and drove off whistling. Works at the send-off party, the celebration dinner, and every Tuesday morning after that, when the rest of us are stuck in traffic and they are not. Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.