
Being salty is usually a bad thing. In winter, it's a public service. Here's someone in a yellow raincoat, umbrella up, tossing rock salt on the sidewalk like a hero nobody thanked.
It's for the person who shovels before the neighbors wake up, keeps a bucket by the door, and takes icy driveways personally. Good for winter walkers, snowbelt lifers, and anyone who handles slippery steps before somebody wipes out. Wear it all season and let the pun do the de-icing.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton with that lived-in, vintage-soft feel from day one.
Printed to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.
S 18" · M 20" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" chest, measured flat.
Why it's funny
Salty is an attitude everywhere except January, where it's basically neighborhood safety work.


























