Being salty is usually a bad thing. In winter, it's a public service. Here's someone in a yellow raincoat, umbrella up, tossing rock salt on the sidewalk like a hero nobody thanked. It's for the person who shovels before the neighbors wake up, keeps a bucket by the door, and takes icy driveways personally. Good for winter walkers, snowbelt lifers, and anyone who handles slippery steps before somebody wipes out. Wear it all season and let the pun do the de-icing. Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: a cozy 50/50 fleece blend that keeps its shape wash after wash.