The dachshund is running with everything he's got, and he's still three sidewalk squares behind you. Short legs, big effort, zero complaints. Well, one complaint, printed right here in big letters. A sketched wiener dog mid-sprint, ears flapping, doing his absolute best. Good for the doxie parent who walks at sausage-dog pace, and for anyone who's ever been the slowest one on a family hike. Also works as a quiet request to the group chat that keeps leaving without you. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, the soft retail-fit tee everyone ends up stealing: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size.